Funny Kevin Stories

So Kevin told some funny stories this weekend. Here they are.

1. When Kevin was leaving the zoo Downtown Grandma (DTG) noticed it was raining. She said, "Oh no, it is raining." Kevin yelled quite loudly "Damn it!" DTG asked him where he heard that word, to which he responded "I made it up." And then he repeated it again, yelling "Damn it!" DTG was quite embarrassed, and tried to get him to hush.

2. Someone asked him how old he was, and he held up three fingers and said "3!" They asked how old he was going to be next, and he held up four fingers and said "That many." the person then asked when he was going to turn four. Kevin gave a look like the person was an idiot and said "On my next birthday."

3. Kevin was going potty this morning in the loft. He yelled for DTG to come in. He said his pee was echoing and started laughing. Then he yelled "Hello, hello, hello!"

This kid is so entertaining.